You’ve really gotta hand it to short people
because they usually can’t reach it anyways.
*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*
It’s been 6 generations and this guy is still tripping balls over science and technology.
but he’S GETTING OLDER TOO I’M CRYING
wanna buy some drugs
THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED
Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that